Once upon a time there was a very vain cat who wanted all the press to pay attention only to her...
And for the most part she got all the press she ever wanted and even dogs who lived on the very peaks of great mountains had heard of this publicity cat...
Other cats around the world began to idolize this publicity cat and try to copy her funny pictures. These fan cats would st and meow out letters to be sent to publicity cat and then wait all day for her reply, which never came...
And in the weeks that followed even humans began to fawn over publicity cat and grow attached to her and love her. They forgot all about their other pets, especially their hungry dogs...
Well, the dogs had to make new friends and it was a tedious process. Imagine going from man's best friend to giant freaky rabbit's best friend? It isn't a promotion, that's for sure...
But eventually the fame of publicity cat faded (maybe because publicity cat isn't a very viral name or maybe because publicity cat never asked for a cheezburger.) At any rate the cats and dogs, puppies and kittens of te world all got along fine again and people remembered their pets and loved their pets but for some strange reason stopped playing laser pointer with their pets.
The End
